The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....