Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Viagra again.
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Little Johnny Sees Them Naked
Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...