Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...