Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...