Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Bashing Blondes…part 2!
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A:...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...