Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...