A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...