Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
A fine sermon
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...