Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
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A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
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This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...
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