What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Internet Test
Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks...
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
Illiterate?
Illiterate? No problem!Write for free advice.
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.