The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
A letter to the editors
|LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the...
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
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Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...