Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.