If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted