A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...