Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...