Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...