Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
The Bunny and the Snake
Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo