Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Most Religious
A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...