How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
Internet can get worse
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...