What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...