Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...