Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...