Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...