Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Michael Jackson Funnies.
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, “The In’s and...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...