What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Husband 1.0
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man and E.T
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You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...