THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....