Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Signs and notices 07
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.