The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband…
A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...