What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
No sex for an eagle!
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Everything we need
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The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Laws Of Work
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The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...