Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings Time Reform Richard S. Holmes, RICH@suhep.phy.syr.edu It happens every...
Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...