Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Boy & Grandpa
A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, “Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...