Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Little Johnny at School.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...