Male-Bashing at it’s best!
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man –...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...