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A WOMANS SCHEDULE
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What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
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I’m gaining weight doctor
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The Miracle of Christmas
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A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost