Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...