What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her…
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
The 5 questions most feared by men are:1…What are you thinking about?2…Do you love...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...