2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results…
The FBI finally came back with the DNA results.Clinton was a perfect match.So was...
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...