Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?DoughnutsSent by Susan
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...