5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...