The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Ideal Computer Problem Report Form
In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...