A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!