New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
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Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
A surgeon and an architect
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Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Dog jokes 04
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chameleon’s motto
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Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
You’re a lawyer if
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A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...