Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
sailor’s experience in the Army
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual sailor’s experience in...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...