Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...