Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...