Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
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What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Texan Computer Terms
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Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....