Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Equation of earnings
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I have bad news
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Best form of Birth Control
What is the best form of Birth ControlAnswer: Marriage
Acronyms
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Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
Black belt degrees
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