Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...