Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Visiting kindergarten
|Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station....
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...