keep flies out of the kitchen
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Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
tarantula with a rose?
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Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
Fish jokes 03
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So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
An economist’s speech
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A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...